{"product_id":"nutcracker-not-kidding-plush-blanket","title":"Nutcracker Not Kidding Plush Blanket","description":"Wrap yourself in a plush layer of cozy with this velveteen blanket stamped with bold, witty typography celebrating a cheeky Nutcracker moment. The brushed surface feels soft against skin while the high-detail print pops across one side, turning a simple throw into a conversation piece for chilly evenings. Use it to curl up during holiday movie nights, drape over a reading chair, or tuck across your lap while sipping something warm — it brings warmth and a grin in equal measure. The tone is playful and irreverent, made for someone who loves festive traditions with a wink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Brushed velveteen surface for extra-soft touch\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, single-side high-detail print\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight polyester blend (≈300 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flame, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":50913208598767,"sku":"22381760809174396872","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":50913208631535,"sku":"90290965521012305536","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9661\/3871\/files\/15862755454886760215_2048.jpg?v=1790687352","url":"https:\/\/dancey.life\/products\/nutcracker-not-kidding-plush-blanket","provider":"Dancey Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}