{"product_id":"here-to-embarrass-my-kid-plush-blanket","title":"Here to Embarrass My Kid Plush Blanket","description":"A soft, velveteen plush blanket with a playful, bold print reading “I’M JUST HERE TO EMBARRASS MY KID.” Lightweight enough to drape over shoulders, yet substantial in texture. The plush polyester surface holds high-detail printing so the black, arched lettering stays crisp. It’s the kind of throw you grab for bleacher nights, family road trips, or quiet couch evenings—something that sparks laughs and keeps you cozy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWrapped in this blanket feels like a wink to other parents. The fabric is velvety against skin and warm without overheating. The clean white field makes the dark text pop, giving it a modern, slightly cheeky look that reads easily from a distance. It’s for the parent who delights in a bit of performative embarrassment and wants a comfy, durable piece to carry to games, rehearsals, and holiday gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring it to outdoor practices, pre-show warmups, or drape it across the back of a car seat. It settles into family life: spills can be spot-cleaned, the stitching stands up to repeated use, and the print keeps its attitude wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option) for soft, durable velveteen\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (300 g\/m²) that feels plush yet breathable\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards (flame, lead, phthalates, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":50934195454191,"sku":"30615331609672932055","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":50934195486959,"sku":"48199175999074094611","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9661\/3871\/files\/1302450722633142899_2048.jpg?v=1790935015","url":"https:\/\/dancey.life\/products\/here-to-embarrass-my-kid-plush-blanket","provider":"Dancey Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}