{"product_id":"here-to-embarrass-my-grandkid-plush-blanket","title":"Here to Embarrass My Grandkid Plush Blanket","description":"A cozy, cheeky throw that brings warmth and personality to quiet afternoons and family gatherings. Soft, velvety fibers wrap around you while the bold, playful message—\"I'm just here to embarrass my grandkid\"—sparks smiles and laughter. This blanket sits well draped over a favorite chair, folded at the foot of a bed, or carried along to outdoor events where a little mischief and comfort go hand in hand. It’s made to be touched, used, and shown off when grandparents want to make memories (and gentle teasing) with the people they love.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option) for soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (300 g\/m²) — extra soft to the touch\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided high-detail, vibrant print for clear text and contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitched seams for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and material compliance standards; quick-drying and shape-retaining\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":50934201745647,"sku":"12248913240175522192","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":50934201778415,"sku":"31795562247280408193","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9661\/3871\/files\/3393289990577894507_2048.jpg?v=1790935033","url":"https:\/\/dancey.life\/products\/here-to-embarrass-my-grandkid-plush-blanket","provider":"Dancey Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}