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Minimalist stitching and a classic neckline keep the look relaxed and wearable beyond just holiday parties — it’s humor that fits into real, lived-in winter moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, print-ready fabric with DTF\/DTG printing options and tear-away pearlized label\u003cbr\u003e- Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 and compliant with safety standards; made in Bangladesh with ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, attractive fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck and shoulder tape to keep shape and reduce stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printing compatibility with tear-away pearlized label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50144031277295,"sku":"74259686694470787033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":50144031310063,"sku":"15269348753279360581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50144031342831,"sku":"47990480453307867422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":50144031375599,"sku":"54625314648307998263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50144031408367,"sku":"29554715635842118416","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":50144031441135,"sku":"90679026258410728319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50144031473903,"sku":"13617781110273796908","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":50144031506671,"sku":"11203754208953755325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":50144031539439,"sku":"90413754151446402522","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50144031572207,"sku":"11601895602003128805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":50144031604975,"sku":"25228828802147972559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50144031637743,"sku":"24124874371942247160","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":50144031670511,"sku":"22858928731100755767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50144031703279,"sku":"61400303534569782928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50144031736047,"sku":"32379075016718965485","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50144031768815,"sku":"18387294422248677118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50144031801583,"sku":"12368050367013592210","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50144031834351,"sku":"17235214706687636829","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50144031867119,"sku":"13574530635011472225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50144031899887,"sku":"20453270774127743135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50144031932655,"sku":"31012274394764980057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9661\/3871\/files\/20260707153136-1f17a18f-1178-63fc-ac72-5af18e8c79fd.png?v=1783438596","url":"https:\/\/dancey.life\/products\/dear-santa-t-shirt","provider":"Dancey Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}